Why? Why? Why?

Everytime Pig turns round he costs ME money!!!!!  This morning it was that he has lost his one and only van key .. Please bear in mind he lent a key some while ago to a so called friend (won’t tell you what I call this guy!) .. WHO LOST IT .. and hasn’t replaced it (it cost around £100) … so here we are this morning with no key and so Pig can’t go to work and therefore won’t get paid!!!

What do you reckon Pig is doing at home .. the washing .. no .. the ironing .. no .. the cleaning .. no????

Sitting on the sofa watching TV .. and NOT PUTTING MY HOUSE BACK TOGETHER!!!!!  He might, if I am lucky, cook the dinner .. but he will leave the tidying up and washing up and putting away for me.

Let’s see what I’ve done today .. been to the horse, walked a mile bringing him and his friend Jack in from the field, sorted horse out for the day .. come to work, crawled about on the floor unplugging things and putting them in boxes .. organised removals men .. been screamed at by my boss fairly constantly .. CAN’T DO RIGHT FOR DOING F**ING WRONG! .. Broke my crystal ball, so I can’t tell where the removals men are when they leave the office to go to the new one .. want to ride horse tonight .. but it is absolutely peeing down outside .. good for the garden, but not for me as I’ve already been soaked 3 times today taking rubbish out, having the odd stressed fag!  After work, I will go back and sort horse out (not riding ) .. home via the supermarket, because we forgot stuff when we went shopping yesterday .. finally eat something .. put the washing on, get the drying out, iron it, put it away .. change the bed .. I might get to bed some time before 2 am .. and it will all start again tomorrow .. only now the week is spiralling out of control as I have organised a corporate Golf Day on Wednesday .. and half the people seem to be cancelling!!!!!! AND IT’S ONLY MONDAY!

Stop the planet .. I want to get off!