Archive for December, 2007|Monthly archive page
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Too much to say …
Comments (1)that I don’t have time for … I’m off to the pub!
I will have to write it all down and save it for the New Year …
Have a good one!
Cat xx
Effing Cat!
Comments (2)I got home from the Chrizmaz do last night (apologies .. still pizzed) … I needed a pee .. badly! Cat came with me .. blezz .. he got in the bath and started lepping aroudn .. I lifted the mat and the largest motherfuckin’ mouse was under it. Pig rescude me and it .. this moaming when I went to have a shower there was a mouse’s head … and loadsa blood .. din’t look sooo good .. suppose it could have bin worser though .. could have been a horse’s head in teh bed nxet to me!
Still pizzed ..
toady is giong to b verry log
Inner Peace!
We all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I had started and hadn’t finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Cardonay, a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Tim Toms, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saladas an a bax cholates. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fink ar in ned ov inr pece.
