Effing Cat!

I got home from the Chrizmaz do last night (apologies .. still pizzed) … I needed a pee .. badly!  Cat came with me .. blezz .. he got in the bath and started lepping aroudn .. I lifted the mat and the largest motherfuckin’ mouse was under it.  Pig rescude me and it .. this moaming when I went to have a shower there was a mouse’s head … and loadsa blood .. din’t look sooo good .. suppose it could have bin worser though .. could have been a horse’s head in teh bed nxet to me!