3,2,1 and, he’s back in the room ..

I knew it was too good to be true … FC is on the road and being a WANKER! (please read that as shouted as loud as I FUCKING can!)

AAAaargh!

The FC …

is ill, apparently no-one has ever been iller than him!  In fact, the fact that he has currently got now, the virus I had at the end of last year (minus the pleurisy, but with conjunctivitis thrown in) is by-the-by .. oh and by god is he pathetic!

But do you know what?  I have been sympathetic, caring and generally soothing to him over the phone .. do you know what I haven’t done?

I haven’t screamed at him, or shouted at him or blamed him for “shutting me down”, neither have I MADE HIM CRY!  Nor have I said “well now you know how shitty I felt”. Now aren’t I a good secretary person?

Do you know what else?  He can’t even blame me for giving it to him as I haven’t actually seen him for about 4 weeks!  I’m not laughing!

MUCH!

I’m enjoying work this week!