Archive for January 22nd, 2008|Daily archive page

Pet Peeve #5

burnt bacon muffins!

Pet Peeve #4

having your whole house (and clothes) stink of bacon because someone tried to burn the house down making bacon muffins at stupid o’clock in the morning.

Pet Peeve #3

being woken at 6.30 am and being told it’s 7.30 am

Pet Peeve #2

being woken at 4.30 in the morning by drunken crashing and banging.

Huh ???

Pig: “whereareyougoin????”

Me: “er … work?!?!?!”

Pig: “takethedayoffandspenditwithme”

Me: “I’d rather stick hot needles in my eyes”