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Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything.
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If the shoe fits – buy one in every colour.
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Take life with a pinch of salt … a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila
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In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!
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Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).
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When life gets you down – just put on your big girl pants and deal with it.
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Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
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I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok, they know me here. (I think this one is especially true of me!)
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Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
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Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny. (which is why I tend not to wear any!)
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When life gives you lemons in 2008 – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
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Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else’s ex boyfriend!
