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Why??
Some while ago I wrote about this -it is protected with the same password as usual. Now this girl has been back since .. I can’t stand her and avoid her like the plague … possibly because she could be carrying it!
Anyway she has been back for about 2 months and shagging everything in sight. She went back on Tuesday, but will be back within days .. why?
A policeman friend of ours got fed up with her and her antics (actually probably he couldn’t get a shag off her) and he rang her so called “boyfriend” in South Africa and told her what she had been up to .. GOOD CALL MATE – it really couldn’t have happened to a nicer person!
Now call me bad, but knowing what she is like I had a quick sneak through Pig’s phone .. now I wouldn’t normally do that, but sometimes? I mean he has been out a lot till very early in the morning?
Why would he be phoning South Africa at 9.30 yesterday morning?
(and yes, I know this could be a good thing!)
“Hmm that green ..
Comments (4)plastic spoon doesn’t look a healthy colour to have your soup with!”
Me: “Er .. no, it is to eat my salad with!”
Easy on the eye chap from up the corridor: “Salad???”
Me: “Er .. it would appear that there are no forks, Waitrose were too cheap to supply me one and it’s either this or a green plastic knife”
Easy on the eye chap from up the corridor: “ah, I see you have a problem there, sorry I can’t help at all!”
The only thing you need be interested in is he has a look about him of my, according to my readers, weird crush of yesterday!
It would appear that possibly, just possibly, I am indeed .. a tart! 
I now open the floor for more abuse! 
I mis-read!
Filed under: Confusion and Controversy!, Just Plain Silly, What? |
Comments (2) From Ebay:
“Cataclismical, list your motor for half price this weekend”
I really really thought it said “your mother“!!!
Funny, but oh so true!
1. Teaching Maths In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
2. Teaching Maths In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or £80. What is his profit?
3. Teaching Maths In 1990
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is £80. Did he make a profit?
4. Teaching Maths In 2000
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
5. Teaching Maths In 2007
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of £20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers).
6. Teaching Maths 2017
أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة الانتاج من الثمن. ما هو الربح له؟
