Archive for March 4th, 2008|Daily archive page
The boss can’t text …
Comments (2)If the FC wants to send a text, I have to do it for him … so I have a lovely relationship with his plumber at the moment!
Me to Ian: Ian, the FC has asked me 2 text u & say that he doesn’t do texts (it is usually me sending them) but he has been trying 2 speak to u for 2 days with no answer to your phone. Could u please ring him on xxxxxxx. Thanks. Cat.
Ian to me: I’ll get there as soon as I can. I could do with a wife like you, god you even write and send his texts Anything else you do?!
Me to Ian: Ahh, but you couldn’t afford me! I get danger money. .. but the answer is no to your last point!
Ian to me: “But I’ve got a nice smile and a cute arse!”
Me to Ian: Ok, Ian .. exactly how far up your arse is your head?
Ian to me: I surrender!
Me to Ian: I’ve told you, you couldn’t afford me!
Too much in common?
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Same kitchen (virtually)
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Same CD’s/iPod tunes
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Same taste in books
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Same DVD’s
The only difference is, his place is spotless .. does that make me a slut or him anal?
But I am a good girl for all those readers (2) with the filthy minds! 
f**k you!
Comments (3)To the “shiny brand new Jeep” driver of this morning … JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE DRIVING A LARGE CAR .. DOESN’T MEAN TO SAY YOU ARE GOD! IT WAS MY RIGHT OF WAY .. DEAL WITH IT! DON’T ASSUME YOU CAN PUSH YOUR WAY INTO A LINE OF TRAFFIC .. IGNORING ME IN MY LITTLE CAR, WHO IS IN THE RIGHT!
*I’m in a bit of a bad mood!*
