F.F.S!

I am allowed to have “friends” of either sex – or NOT!????

It appears that The Admirer is of the jealous type, as opposed to Pig who is just STUPID!

The Admirer is a “Professional” golfer and teaches all sorts of rich, bored housewives .. that doesn’t bother me, so having lunch with a “friend” is not ok?  Apparently not if they are male!  I work with “men”, I often go and have lunch with these “men” .. it doesn’t mean I want to get into bed with them .. oooooh I’ve just made myself feel extremely sick!  There are some pictures I really don’t want in my head!

(Note to “friend” … I’m going to emigrate!)  

I didn’t ..

quite get moved out yesterday .. at all!

I packed and everything is ready to go right now, but I have a yard full of horses to muck out first!  Sometimes I am such a muppet (and indeed somewhere packed in the crap is my name badge with the name Muppet on it – I may start wearing it on my forehead!) ..

I was really up against it yesterday.  Firstly I needed to get washing powder and cleaning stuff because I am good like that (or stupid?) and then, having split one of my “suck the air out with the hoover” bags in the week, I had to get some more.  When it says “don’t fill over this line” – word of advice, DON’T!  I would also like to add that the “large” bags are ample.  The “jumbo” ones you can actually fit the contents of a small country in!  I think I went for overkill there as I now have 4 – bags, not small countries!

Anywho, I got away from work just after 1.00 but I had to be at the stables at 5.00 to put the horses to bed (when I said I would do that it wasn’t on the agenda that I was moving out this weekend) and that isn’t actually a very large window to move one’s life from one spot to another.  I also had to pack, pack the car, write Dave a note, do a bit or ironing (I am not a heartless cow and wanted Pig to be left in sufficient clean, ironed clothing) .. and get to mum’s (about 20 minutes away) but it just wasn’t happening – I.went.headless and had to give myself a stiff talking to.

The packing got done, so hopefully that will be one trip with the car today, or possibly two (not if I can help it), I got the note written (with great difficulty); the horses got done .. and then the adrenalin left me and I physically collapsed (woman cannot live on banana alone!) and the intention of going back home to pack up the car and get to mum’s was not an option, despite the fact that I knew Pig was in the pub – he is no doubt at home today!

Wish me luck!