Archive for April 21st, 2008|Daily archive page
How to turn a girl off in one easy step!
Comments (13)You may have read here about a small crush I might have had on one of the football players who comes in the pub of a Sunday evening.
You will all, including The Admirer, be relieved to know that the crush is off!
He came in last night wearing the oddest outfit ever which did nothing for him! (and he was also sporting the shortest haircut ever which didn’t do him any favours either).
Please, however famous you are and however much money you have, look in the mirror before you leave the building (unless you can’t afford to buy one)!
He was wearing this short tight little bomber jackety thing done up, long baggy shorts, that were not long enough to be right nor short enough to show off his rather magnificent footballers legs! Top that off with a very short haircut, he just looked wrong!
*sighs* Alas my crush is cured, but probably that’s a good thing the way my life is shaping up! 
