Today ..
I ate far more than was good for me, the only bonus being that I walked most of it off.
I also drank far more than I should and got sunburnt. I saw some sights – not all of them I want to remember .. just think Essex!
We strolled around the castle, wandered round the lanes, visited Dom’s favourite shop in the world, i.e. the Sweet Shop and sat in the pub, in the sun and then we ate some more.
Dom’s friends are very very friendly and I laughed so much that at one point I had to leave as the tears were about to roll down my face and it would have been a tad embarassing!
PS: Next time Dom, I’m coming for a week! 
6 comments so far
Leave a reply
Hello
You wrote:
“I ate far more than was good for me, the only bonus being that I walked most of it off.”
I am confused by this. I thought you were complaining about not being able to keep food down and losing loads of weight? So surely this was a good thing, why did you need to work it off? Is the weight loss intentional then?
<:-/
Oh, I think she’s got well passed the stage of complaining about not being able to eat and straight into full blown bulimia. All she ate for the entire weekend was 3 peanuts, a small chive and half a lettuce leaf. Walking it off was good as she then wouldn’t have to make herself sick.
I think we should concentrate on the next line:
“I also drank far more than I should and got sunburnt.” as her rampant alcoholism is getting to be really quite bad. The sunburn was from passing out outside after 2 bottles of Bells whiskey and 13 pints of strong cider.
I thought it was on the one bottle of whiskey and 18 pints of strong cider .. but then again, I don’t rightly remember!
Surely all the rampant lovemaking more than helped balance out the over eating?
Perps – thank god I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that, as I’d probably need to go buy new monitors. LOL!
Can one call a drug fueled orgy ‘lovemaking?’