Soaked!

I take my duties very hardily(!) .. Staff Bull Terrier and I walked/ran for 40 minutes in the peeing rain .. (note to self to buy waterproof coat) and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves!.  However … (and it’s an Admirer thing) .. I’m supposed to be going to a bar-b-q on Saturday .. at a GOLF CLUB! (oooohhhhhheeeeeeeeer)  This means I have to BUY ”smart” clothing .. whatthefuckisthatallabout?  I am, apparently (according to Golf Club rules), not allowed to wear jeans, not even Victoria Beckham at £350 a pop jeans!!!!! (not that I would ever buy jeans at that price, but you get the point!)  HOW ANAL IS THAT?????  .. I am now hardened against him (the Admirer) and whilst the sex is great .. that’s all folks!

Ahh .. World … get over yourselves and get fucked!

Points to note:

1. The new Indiana Jones film is shit!
2. I am still missing a gekko!

That’s all folks!