The green eyed monster ..

 is not a good thing!

ooh oooh .. whilst I remember ..

why, when I have been asked to “dog” sit .. does the person that lets the dog out whilst I am at work, insist on feeding it?  Luckily the dog is not a greedy mutt and has left the massive bowls of food she has been given (which is obviously how I know that she is being fed) .. she’s a huge dog (for various reasons) and needs to lose a bit of weight ..

Note to mid-day person: “Food does not equal happiness” (and the dog is currently very happy with me thankyouplease)!

What a day to look forward to!

My list for today includes ..

1. Get and eat huge breakfast .. I am sadly very hungover
2. Go to the bottle bank (which can be combined with number 1) .. the bags of bottles number 8, so I am going to have to take the car
3. Washing and ironing
4. Remove rubbish
5. “clean up the garden” … dog has been incredibly well behaved in that regard, but I must not leave the mess as a “responsible” animal sitter
6. FIND THE EFFING GEKKO! (because I am a responsible “animal” sitter )
7. Go back to bed

I think I am going to start with 7. and see where I get from there! (which is probably and very possibly nowhere!)