Archive for August 2nd, 2007|Daily archive page

Orders being taken for lunch .. to

be cooked on my leg!  Having been bitten last night by a nasty little horse-fly .. my leg has now achieved gigantic proportions, mass itchiness and mega soreness .. the heat currently being generated from it could fry several eggs!  By tonight the swelling will have extended so much that I’ll probably be able to roast a whole hog on it!

Apologies to the squeemish .. I can assure you the real thing is far far worse than it’s picture!