Archive for August 10th, 2007|Daily archive page

Fainting Goats!

These are myotonic goats .. when they get scared or shocked .. their muscles and joints lock and they fall over rigid .. it’s quite hysterical.

A mate of mine wants to get some .. but he has 3 hyperactive children .. he’s got one of each .. a boy .. a girl and .. J who likes wearing cowboy boots and his sister’s tutu!

These poor goats would be permanently on their backs!

Which would you choose – Cake or Bed?

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,

“Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.”

He looks at her and says angrily;  “Fix the light, now? Does it look like I have an electricians logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so!”

The wife asks, “Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right.”

To which he replied, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Hotpoint written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”

Fine, she says, “Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door?  They’re about to break.”

“I’m not a damn carpenter and i don’t want to fix the steps”, he says. “Does it look like I have Woodies DIY written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the pub!!! “

So he goes to the pub and drinks for a couple of hours.  He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out.  As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

“Honey”, he asks, “How did all this get fixed?”

She said,

“Well, when you left I sat outside and cried and just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.  He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him, or bake a cake.”

He said,  “so what kind of cake did you bake him?”

She replied,

“Hellooooo??? ……. do you see Delia Smith written on my forehead? I don’t think so!”

*this sounds like something that would happen in my (broken) house!*