Why??

and this may be re-posted at various times, with additions, as my list grows longer .. and to all those of you “men” out there .. for most of it read “Pig” .. *and if it applies to you, then consider yourself spanked*!

  • Can’t men change the toilet roll when it is finished?
  • Can’t men put their dirty washing in the dirty washing basket rather than on the floor?
  • Can’t men empty the bin, especially as some floors have under-tile heating and it makes the bin really stink?
  • Can’t men put their dirty dishes in the dishwasher?
  • Can’t men empty the washing up bowl so the water doesn’t go all yukky and horrible and make the bowl difficult to clean?
  • Can’t men rinse and squeeze out the cloth they have used to wipe surfaces so that it doesn’t go all yukky and horrible?

9 comments so far

  1. Dom on

    Not all of us are bad!

    I can change the toilet roll when it’s finished.
    I do put my dirty washing in the washing basket – sorted into blacks, colours and whites.
    I do empty the bin, regularly, I also clean it down and give a squirt of Nutra-air to make it smell nice.
    I don’t put my dishes in the dishwasher, because I wash up by hand as I am cooking.
    I clean my washing up bowl (dishwashing it every two weeks to ensure its nice and clean). My washing up bowl, when turned through 90 degrees, also hooks nicely on the edge on the sink so I can hang it up to dry.
    I use a sponge rather than a cloth. I rinse it and clean it when I am cleaning the washing up bowl.

    Now, why can’t I find a woman? 🙂

  2. The Boy Who Likes To... on

    Youre giving out spankings? How big is the queue?

  3. hoverfrog on

    Ha, I escaped unspanked. I do all those things…well I wash up by hand but I don’t have a dishwasher but I do wash up as I go along.

    Dom, I think you can’t find a woman because you’re always in cleaning your washing up bowl and squirting air freshener about. Do you wear an apron when you do it? 😉

  4. cataclismical on

    Dom .. aah .. your perfect women is out there somewhere you are obviously looking in the wrong places .. it also depends on whether you want a good woman or a very baaaaad one!

    Boy .. which queue do you want to join? The whips and chains queue is the longest at the moment, but plain spanking is fairly short .. do you want me to add you *wink*

    Froggy .. lol at Dom … but spanking could be arranged .. I shall have to have a word with The Hildy!

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  6. Dom on

    I don’t wear an apron, no, and if I don’t do it no one else will 🙂

    I also clean down the hob when I am finished and dishwash the grill pan after every use (having just cooked I was reminded of those two). Only takes a few minutes extra.

    I don’t clean though. I pay people to do that. Hurrah for cleaners.

    Oh – and I want a good girl, who is occasionally very, very bad 😀

  7. cataclismical on

    Dom – When do you move in? However your DIY skills had better be fantastic – I live on a bomb site!

  8. Dom on

    My DIY skills suck goats, however I don’t pretend to be any good at it, have two brothers who are and am happy to pay for people to do stuff. I’m out today and tomorrow, but will be there Sunday – gives you a chance to get my key cut :D:):D

  9. Dom on

    Hmmm – have some spaces for the smilies so they become 😀 🙂 😀


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