Nephew: Good News .. bad news day!

The good news Nephew, is that today is your 8th Birthday.

The bad news Nephew, is that you will be getting nothing out of me!  The fact that you are vile and have been telling and e:mailing people with what you want for Birthday and Christmas since January are the two main reasons.

The third reason is that you are soooo spoilt, you have everything anyway and your mother is having to have more cupboards built to hold the crap you already have, so why add to the million and one toys you don’t already play with ..

oh, and I’ve just thought of a fourth reason – when you are given something, you don’t have the manners to write a “Thank You” letter which in my opinion is probably the rudest thing you could do!

So, for your birthday, I’ve given you this blog post, which you won’t know about!

Happy Birthday Nephew!

3 comments so far

  1. hoverfrog on

    *whispers* I don’t write “thank you” letters either. I find them tacky and insincere.

  2. cataclismical on

    *whispers back* – that’s ok … you aren’t 8 .. I think that up to a certain age, they should be taught some manners and thank you letters are part of that process .. he just demands stuff, but doesn’t appreciate it!

  3. hoverfrog on

    Phew. You should buy him a really annoying toy that eats batteries as a lesson to his parents. If there were such a thing as an electronic singing hammer I would suggest it.

    Note to self: Make kids write “Thank you” letters this year.

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