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HP Christmas



Too much to say …

that I don’t have time for … I’m off to the pub!

I will have to write it all down and save it for the New Year …

Have a good one!

Cat xx

Effing Cat!

I got home from the Chrizmaz do last night (apologies .. still pizzed) … I needed a pee .. badly!  Cat came with me .. blezz .. he got in the bath and started lepping aroudn .. I lifted the mat and the largest motherfuckin’ mouse was under it.  Pig rescude me and it .. this moaming when I went to have a shower there was a mouse’s head … and loadsa blood .. din’t look sooo good .. suppose it could have bin worser though .. could have been a horse’s head in teh bed nxet to me!

Still pizzed ..

toady is giong to b verry log

Inner Peace!

We all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.  Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I had started and hadn’t finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Cardonay, a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Tim Toms, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saladas an a bax  cholates. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. 

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fink ar in ned ov inr pece.